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All Merch "Don't be a C... Sucker" Tee
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"Don't be a C... Sucker" Tee

from $27.99

Lighten up your style with our Gildan Softstyle unisex t-shirt—soft, stylish, and an instant crowd-pleaser! The front features the bold phrase “Don’t be a,” paired with a clever graphic that completes the cheeky statement in style. But the fun doesn’t stop there! Inside the neck label, you’ll find another witty design to keep the humor going. Perfect for spreading a PSA with a playful twist, this tee is a must-have for anyone who loves to make a statement.

If you prefer the design on the back, check out this version which also features a graphic on the front left chest.

Important Sizing & Care Instructions: Danielle wears a medium in this unisex Gildan shirt. Please note that exchanges cannot be made, so be sure to choose the size that suits you best based on the sizing chart located within the product images. This shirt WILL SHRINK after it’s first wash.

To maintain the size and design, we recommend washing inside out in cold water and letting it air dry.

About the Gildan Softstyle Unisex T-Shirt: Enjoy all-day comfort in a shirt made from ultra-soft 100% ring-spun cotton in a lightweight, classic fit (4.5 oz/yd² or 153 g/m²). Additional product details can be found under Ordering Info.

Fabric Blends: Heather Colors: 65% polyester, 35% ring-spun cotton - Sport Grey & Antique Colors: 90% cotton, 10% polyester - Graphite Heather: 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester

Ordering & Return Policies: Due to the nature of “printing-on-demand,’ each item is custom printed once you place an order. As a result, orders cannot be canceled, exchanged, or refunded. Returns are only accepted for defective items. All ordering details and policies are noted under Ordering Info.

Please Note: This item is fulfilled by "PFYC," with an estimated delivery time of roughly 5-8+ days for U.S. orders and 9-14+ days for international shipments (visit Ordering Info for additional details).

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Lighten up your style with our Gildan Softstyle unisex t-shirt—soft, stylish, and an instant crowd-pleaser! The front features the bold phrase “Don’t be a,” paired with a clever graphic that completes the cheeky statement in style. But the fun doesn’t stop there! Inside the neck label, you’ll find another witty design to keep the humor going. Perfect for spreading a PSA with a playful twist, this tee is a must-have for anyone who loves to make a statement.

If you prefer the design on the back, check out this version which also features a graphic on the front left chest.

Important Sizing & Care Instructions: Danielle wears a medium in this unisex Gildan shirt. Please note that exchanges cannot be made, so be sure to choose the size that suits you best based on the sizing chart located within the product images. This shirt WILL SHRINK after it’s first wash.

To maintain the size and design, we recommend washing inside out in cold water and letting it air dry.

About the Gildan Softstyle Unisex T-Shirt: Enjoy all-day comfort in a shirt made from ultra-soft 100% ring-spun cotton in a lightweight, classic fit (4.5 oz/yd² or 153 g/m²). Additional product details can be found under Ordering Info.

Fabric Blends: Heather Colors: 65% polyester, 35% ring-spun cotton - Sport Grey & Antique Colors: 90% cotton, 10% polyester - Graphite Heather: 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester

Ordering & Return Policies: Due to the nature of “printing-on-demand,’ each item is custom printed once you place an order. As a result, orders cannot be canceled, exchanged, or refunded. Returns are only accepted for defective items. All ordering details and policies are noted under Ordering Info.

Please Note: This item is fulfilled by "PFYC," with an estimated delivery time of roughly 5-8+ days for U.S. orders and 9-14+ days for international shipments (visit Ordering Info for additional details).

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$28.00

Lighten up your style with our Gildan Softstyle unisex t-shirt—soft, stylish, and an instant crowd-pleaser! The front features the bold phrase “Don’t be a,” paired with a clever graphic that completes the cheeky statement in style. But the fun doesn’t stop there! Inside the neck label, you’ll find another witty design to keep the humor going. Perfect for spreading a PSA with a playful twist, this tee is a must-have for anyone who loves to make a statement.

If you prefer the design on the back, check out this version which also features a graphic on the front left chest.

Important Sizing & Care Instructions: Danielle wears a medium in this unisex Gildan shirt. Please note that exchanges cannot be made, so be sure to choose the size that suits you best based on the sizing chart located within the product images. This shirt WILL SHRINK after it’s first wash.

To maintain the size and design, we recommend washing inside out in cold water and letting it air dry.

About the Gildan Softstyle Unisex T-Shirt: Enjoy all-day comfort in a shirt made from ultra-soft 100% ring-spun cotton in a lightweight, classic fit (4.5 oz/yd² or 153 g/m²). Additional product details can be found under Ordering Info.

Fabric Blends: Heather Colors: 65% polyester, 35% ring-spun cotton - Sport Grey & Antique Colors: 90% cotton, 10% polyester - Graphite Heather: 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester

Ordering & Return Policies: Due to the nature of “printing-on-demand,’ each item is custom printed once you place an order. As a result, orders cannot be canceled, exchanged, or refunded. Returns are only accepted for defective items. All ordering details and policies are noted under Ordering Info.

Please Note: This item is fulfilled by "PFYC," with an estimated delivery time of roughly 5-8+ days for U.S. orders and 9-14+ days for international shipments (visit Ordering Info for additional details).

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